Traditionally the summer Tournaments migrate to the northern shires. Although this brings little actual relief from the mid-day heat, temperaments do improve. Summer is the favored time of year for twilight competitions. During daylight hours the teams languidly occupy themselves with repairs to equipment and calculations of rear air flow. It is usually too hot to even exert energy with pranks around the stables. (However, if  enough water is involved, an effort might be expended.)

The mounts loll under shade trees appearing more like plow horses than spirited war steeds. Even these noble horses need cajoling to don their armor and valances. But by late afternoon, the knights are prepared for an evening joust and spirits pick up. When the torches are lit, horses and riders are alert and anxious to pass tech so the contest can begin.

Summer crops flourish in the Land of Velocity. Vegetable and flower gardens aside, there is always intensity among the farmers who grow hay, corn and grain for the warhorses. These most specialized crops are constantly scrutinized, reformulated, and worried over. It is an honor for a farm to be chosen to provide high octane corn or grain fuel for the steeds of a royal jousting house. Special blends can often invigorate a lethargic horse who longs for October.

August 15, 2007
"It's exhausting trying to keep up with all the changes that have resulted from an active "silly season" in NASCAR.
Teams with names as long as legal firms and all the driver changes can be mentally taxing. But in the Land of Velocity, the knights are able to keep their focus (such as it is in the summer heat) on winning the current season crown. "Merry Season," which will accomplish similar shifts in knights, crews and sponsors, takes place between New Year's Day and Valentine's Day.The residents of the Lo'V don't like having their heroes on edge during competitions and certainly don't like having their Christmas holidays interfered with.

It was amusing to watch the enterprising half-naked autograph-seeking fan take advantage of the red flag at Watkin's Glen last week. Several years ago a similar incident occurred in the Lo'V. A fan in less than complete attire jumped the hay bales for an autograph from stuffy Sir Gallant. Sir Gallant was not pleased. The crowd roared and the pit crews enjoyed Sir Gallant's rise in blood pressure. However, RACiSAN decreed that punishment was in order, so the miscreant was given a shovel and put to work on pit road tidying up after the warhorses. To date, similar incidents have not occurred."